This Absolute Unit Wants To Beat Me Up...

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Today we talk about Craig Golias, a man who wants to fight me (or, at least, he will want to after this video). We take a look at his interview, and laugh about his quirks, highlighting the differences between the lives of bodybuilders and regular, boring people.
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Runtime: 10:54


Truly_Morgan - 11 timer siden
I just love the size difference between him his is small dog.
Eva Smith Turton
Eva Smith Turton - 4 dager siden
I mean if James makes a video they’re probably gonna want to pummel him
Hali Abi Name
Hali Abi Name - 12 dager siden
I don't usually have the energy to like vids but go on then
Hali Abi Name
Hali Abi Name - 12 dager siden
Why do many ads dood
Mike Lecompte
Mike Lecompte - 15 dager siden
The dude in a hoodie looks like a five y.o put like 50 pillows in his shirt and if he threw his dog it would fly like a balloon
Gaming Goodguys
Gaming Goodguys - 18 dager siden
Im in the uk i have no vbn but i can watch mando
My Achey Breaky Blidzy Heart
My Achey Breaky Blidzy Heart - 19 dager siden
This man looks like All Might but real
It’s kinda sad
Hinata's Sister
Hinata's Sister - 19 dager siden
What everybody uses NordVPN:I have it on America so that I can watch Star Wars
Me:I I- use it for anime.
ky m
ky m - 24 dager siden
Tbh I feel as though once you get this big it can be unhealthy especially if regular tasks that everyone can do became difficult
Ha_Young - 27 dager siden
I'm just going to keep dreaming about Kirishima and Tokoyami or Mika...
Or just stare at kpop idols and think about how they can't be real
I'mma skip this guy and his look
RedBullFire 123
RedBullFire 123 - Måned siden
me: sees thumbnail: that's a bit exagerated
me: sees video: holy god it's godzilla in the flesh
ThisFluffyLittleSquirel - Måned siden
I want to see him fight a needle
Dansabot - Måned siden
Mate your body fights you because it is survivally dumb. Imagine how much food he would need in the wilderness!
aardbei_met_currysaus - 2 måneder siden
i just smoked some pott
Lucy Lame
Lucy Lame - 2 måneder siden
The UK can watch the Mandalorian now
Repaint park
Repaint park - 2 måneder siden
Train with Craig
Murdoc Simp
Murdoc Simp - 2 måneder siden
FlippyBlips - 2 måneder siden
I’ve never heard anyone pronounce it Ur-eye-nal
TwiDash FTW
TwiDash FTW - 2 måneder siden
As a woman I can say I would NOT like a man who is that huge. It looks scary as fuck so yeah. IDK what woman would want someone who's body is going to fail them shortly.
idiot 69
idiot 69 - 2 måneder siden
Incorrect. VPN's keep logs on your searches on the internet, and then give them to the government. Dosen't seem so safe.
So I wanna say a VPN that works is ProtonVPN and DuckDuckGo search browser will give you protection from adware and trackers, ProtonVPN gives you a 7 day free trial without having to enter payment information.
Know it all Phoenix
Know it all Phoenix - 2 måneder siden
When someone’s really buff it almost looks like a tiny person is crawling out
Róisín Grant
Róisín Grant - 3 måneder siden
Men who take steroids (like Craig _clearly_ does, nobody is that big with gym alone) frequently experience penis shrinkage.
Trust me, I know. It's not attractive.
MidnightMicrophone •_•
MidnightMicrophone •_• - 3 måneder siden
He looks like my ark character
Dissection Rat
Dissection Rat - 3 måneder siden
He has old 90's yaoi proportions
Just be nice -
Just be nice - - 3 måneder siden
Don’t use steroids unless you are going into a competition.
cara - 3 måneder siden
james there was a video in ur ad
Sergeant Waddle Doo
Sergeant Waddle Doo - 3 måneder siden
1:45 left 4 dead tank before he became a zombie
hayden haddock
hayden haddock - 3 måneder siden
Throwing shade on buzzfeed

Anti-Social - 3 måneder siden
Get up play games go to bet wake up on the middle of the night eat wheatabix go back to sleep
CaptainWoolyWooly - 3 måneder siden
I like Craig. I get there's a lot of jabs that can be made, but he's a cool dude.
BBH Moments
BBH Moments - 3 måneder siden
i can imagine that puss that comes out of your toes coming out of his muscles
ahh... yummy
BBH Moments
BBH Moments - 3 måneder siden
Sydney West infected toes
Sydney West
Sydney West - 3 måneder siden
I'm sorry.... toe.... toe puss? Are you ok? wHaT?
Kiwi•gacha - 3 måneder siden
We all know what would happen if this man got a paper cut-
ttv krofx
ttv krofx - 4 måneder siden
Clive is the main character ❤️
Malumute Dawgs
Malumute Dawgs - 4 måneder siden
Samuel the skull crusher
Kimmy Ball
Kimmy Ball - 4 måneder siden
I'm sorry but that's gross!! There is no way in hell he's not using drugs of some kind!!
Em - 4 måneder siden
I would love to see him getting into an airplane
Venby - 4 måneder siden
Am I the only one who's in 2020 and looking back on this video thinking about the Logan Paul v KSI battle and wishing that was the only problem we had in this world.
Venby - 4 måneder siden
Of course there was more problems then just that but still
Chiaki Nanami
Chiaki Nanami - 4 måneder siden
James I believe that you just described "Danganronpa: goodbye despair"
patrick blake
patrick blake - 4 måneder siden
That dude needs a daddy. Badly.
Krissy Burke
Krissy Burke - 4 måneder siden
People that are ripped are really not attractive to me. James, you are much prettier than that man
Robobitch - 4 måneder siden
Why does the dude look like one of my ark characters
joseph Olberding
joseph Olberding - 4 måneder siden
Dude, you shouldn't be built like the hulk or a space marine from warhammer40k
Mansoor Alhosani
Mansoor Alhosani - 4 måneder siden
This guy also looks like a crackhead version of eminem
Mansoor Alhosani
Mansoor Alhosani - 4 måneder siden
My dude looks like he has a reverse armpit
Temia RVW
Temia RVW - 4 måneder siden
At least Craig comes from Vegas, and whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Natalie Franks
Natalie Franks - 4 måneder siden
when he said "rags to riches" I instantly saw him morph into James turner for a second
WiFiDrain - 4 måneder siden
This Guy Is Broly On Steroids
Jeon Seagull
Jeon Seagull - 4 måneder siden
Man Craig be looking like a roblox character
Upasana Gayan
Upasana Gayan - 5 måneder siden
THIC PAPI??? Ilove it! 😂
Hamilton Hargreeves At a dam Disco
Luther Hargreeves?
Jason Cataudella
Jason Cataudella - 5 måneder siden
Steroids must be cheap these days
ms. capalot
ms. capalot - 5 måneder siden
is it just me or does he look like allmight if he got on drugs
Romanian Domnitor
Romanian Domnitor - 5 måneder siden
I'm sorry James, but you don't seem to understand bodybuilding as a sport. Firstly, steroids are not inherently bad. There are certainly negative steroids, but for bodybuilders there is a point where a natural muscle limit is reached. They then must take steroids to bypass that limit. Secondly, bodybuilders must eat all of that unhealthy food for its calories. They have a long period of bulking where they eat like hell and then a short period of just muscle gain where they eat very healthily. Good video, but you do seem to misunderstand bodybuilding.
28 Stab Wounds
28 Stab Wounds - 5 måneder siden
He's built like the tank from Left 4 Dead wtf
Elmos World
Elmos World - 5 måneder siden
Too Skinny - Unhealthy
Too Fat - Unhealthy
Too Fit - Unhealthy
Makes me question my life choices
Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis - 5 måneder siden
Anyone remember George's and Will's roblox weightlifting video?
Shadow Tape
Shadow Tape - 5 måneder siden
Girl: are u done yet?
Me: 1:32
Tims Paradise
Tims Paradise - 5 måneder siden
That’s what happens when you eat 650 pounds of steroids
Reed Mack
Reed Mack - 5 måneder siden
This video is now cursed 666k
leighton williams
leighton williams - 5 måneder siden
i just watched a kavos vid
Kermit the Frog
Kermit the Frog - 5 måneder siden
Man's has so much muscle that I mistook him for a Bush Elephant

(Bush elephants have the most muscles out of all animals)
Arav Gupta
Arav Gupta - 5 måneder siden
why does james say ur eye null
Ewan Ayres
Ewan Ayres - 6 måneder siden
He looks like torgue from borderlands
Randomzilla !
Randomzilla ! - 6 måneder siden
Craig thinks he's super attractive but he looks like he's made of basketballs women probably run away from him lmao
Soulbot - 6 måneder siden
this man probably drinks steroid infused water
Misty - 6 måneder siden
jason Crout
jason Crout - 6 måneder siden
i just want to bulkupsome so i can do a more acurate jojo cospaly
Siph0n - 6 måneder siden
I’m in the UK and I can watch The Mandalorian without any trouble
The Dragon
The Dragon - 6 måneder siden
His name Craig cuz he got more crags than an entire mountain range
Honk honk I’m goose
Honk honk I’m goose - 6 måneder siden
He looks like a huge Eminem
Lesbianage - 6 måneder siden
James’ lipstick is on point in this video
Mike Wazawskino
Mike Wazawskino - 6 måneder siden
I’m glad express vpn has me safe from CRAIG
cuckhead - 6 måneder siden
can u not do that nutcracker sound again
I've been in pain for the last 10min hearing that
Mau Mustard
Mau Mustard - 6 måneder siden
Why dose he look like hulk
Everything wrong with it
Everything wrong with it - 6 måneder siden
"some people don't wanna get pregnant, I understand that"
Everyone watching: 🤰 WELL IT'S TOO LATE NOW JAMES
Faygo_ cupcake
Faygo_ cupcake - 6 måneder siden
My sisters cat prefers to drink out of a mug so she bought her a super big mug to replay her water bowl
alyssa - 6 måneder siden
His armpits are so big he probably uses a whole stick of deodorant each day
n0s3b133d - 6 måneder siden
He looks like he’ll pop like a blister at any moment now
Tina Sarver
Tina Sarver - 6 måneder siden
Buff eminem.... that is all
kermit !!
kermit !! - 6 måneder siden
My mans is a male and has bigger boobs than me
Cable - 6 måneder siden
If he hates skinny then i must be his worst enemy because im compared to a twig
angE - 6 måneder siden
Guys I dare you to try to @ me
angE - 6 måneder siden
Lmao do it
Master NER D
Master NER D - 6 måneder siden
Craigolias isn’t that a lord of the rings Character
Joe Cooper
Joe Cooper - 6 måneder siden
2:08 "im so fixated on this mans body". got it!
sister shook
sister shook - 6 måneder siden
He's definitely a Joestar . No wonder girls are around him.
Rory Lego fan
Rory Lego fan - 6 måneder siden
IAmAFailureAtEatingSpaghettios - 6 måneder siden
Hi people of the world
pyramid titan gaming
pyramid titan gaming - 6 måneder siden
Tge dude oks like caddicarus on super steroids in the thumbnail
Just logs
Just logs - 6 måneder siden
If u were my son I would be so proud of you u make me laugh everyday and honestly one of my fav YouTuber
Haley Armstrong
Haley Armstrong - 6 måneder siden
most girls don’t really want big muscle guys tbh
Friendly Poltergeist
Friendly Poltergeist - 6 måneder siden
Honestly, I play the Love Ilsand game because not only is it amazing, ... they're the only friends I have...
N Mc
N Mc - 6 måneder siden
You’re not very funny
Bubbles - 6 måneder siden
Maybe he is compensating for something
Kokichi Ouma
Kokichi Ouma - 7 måneder siden
He would be a legendary jjba cosplayer
Frogadier22 Playz
Frogadier22 Playz - 7 måneder siden
ᴅɪᴏ - 7 måneder siden
Dude Is literally every protagonist or antagonist In JJBA part 1 , part 2 and part 3
Chez Seth
Chez Seth - 7 måneder siden
Tsubaki Shihoin
Tsubaki Shihoin - 7 måneder siden
I like anime dudes, Kpop dudes, Jpop dudes.
AnNyEoNgHaSeYo - 5 måneder siden
Same :P
Tsubaki Shihoin
Tsubaki Shihoin - 7 måneder siden
Oh he is in the same state that I live in. The city for me is Reno and that’s all.
Bekah Bastien
Bekah Bastien - 7 måneder siden