The Creepiest Dating Advice on YouTube...

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Today we take a look at Bobby Rio and his NOburn channel where he gives some of the creepiest dating advice on NOburn. I, Nikocado Avocado's boyfriend, seek to address (and prevent) some of the ways men are told to treat their interactions with women.
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James Marriott
Cynic Snacks (noburn.info/post/FKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg.html)
Humor
Runtime: 11:42

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James Marriott
James Marriott - 8 måneder siden
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Isaac F
Isaac F - 3 måneder siden
Yeah, you forgot to mention that the game sucks
Hype Pep
Hype Pep - 4 måneder siden
Today we have lost another legend to raid shadow legends. Soon we will fight back and stop it like if you agree.
Molly
Molly - 5 måneder siden
(Oops!) HIIII sorry no one gets that I’ll leave
The Wandering Gamer
The Wandering Gamer - 5 måneder siden
OOPS! I got sponsored by Raid.
dogo
dogo - 5 måneder siden
betong 6thonger have you ever heard of “commentary”
BlackDogsAndLadybugs
BlackDogsAndLadybugs - Dag siden
I've heard some of these exact sentences said to me- the librarian one especially. I was a minor, and in Homestuck cosplay- like, bro. John Egbert does not want your tiny old man weiner, fuck off. This comment also goes out to that weirdo who called me "His princess" while I was cosplaying Tubbo. What the fuck, mate.
Xenon
Xenon - 2 dager siden
2:32 to skip the raid sponsorship
Liz
Liz - 4 dager siden
not me clicking off the video 7 months ago bc the first 5 minutes was an ad
Gustav Andersen
Gustav Andersen - 5 dager siden
I got an ad, about dating advice... on this video... twice...
Lea Noura
Lea Noura - 6 dager siden
"Hey I can't go on that date with you my mom had cancer and she died"

"Ok this sexual tension is seriously ridiculous"
quantM the fox
quantM the fox - 7 dager siden
*smiles in gay*
Evelynn Eclipse
Evelynn Eclipse - 7 dager siden
If some guy said any of these to me I'm gonna vomit right there on him
Blues
Blues - 8 dager siden
Thanks for the advice James, maybe I'll have luck with my Pomeranian
Brianna Taylor
Brianna Taylor - 9 dager siden
Lmao dating coach my ass. all of those "tips" would instantly turn me away and make me think you're a sex obsessed creep 😂
yeet lasagna
yeet lasagna - 9 dager siden
Most importantly he has a good beard
Akaeral
Akaeral - 10 dager siden
That is simply horrifying
bro
bro - 12 dager siden
"Steal these lines-"
*an ad saying "50% of men are going through insane stuff, here's what's ACTUALLY happening" pops up*
:DD bullshat
:DD bullshat - 12 dager siden
as a female, I'm asexual
Sam Block
Sam Block - 13 dager siden
As a feminine person who’s met entitled boys, I’m very very uncomfortable how he says this while staring straight into the camera and my soul, shivers man
Abbynugget Sanderson
Abbynugget Sanderson - 14 dager siden
Any of these lines would make me uncomfortable.... #peppersprayed
That one Ravenclaw
That one Ravenclaw - 14 dager siden
why the hell did that guy make the video.. has he even MET any women?
Slurpy Durp
Slurpy Durp - 16 dager siden
“I just came in my pants”
That will make her feel very comfortable and safe around you
Miss _Twisted
Miss _Twisted - 18 dager siden
I just got an add for porn hub...
Metanoia
Metanoia - 18 dager siden
honestly I'm surprised he didn't say "You should smile more!" he seems like the type. and to all of these lines, as a Demi-Girl, I can firmly say...
ew.
TaliMariex0
TaliMariex0 - 19 dager siden
I’m so glad I stumbled upon your channel, you’ve made me laugh so much recently and I appreciate you ^.^
Taylor Culby
Taylor Culby - 19 dager siden
Damn, 13 Reasons Why is a lot... stickier, for lack of a better term, than I remember from the first time I watched it...
Bard Oram
Bard Oram - 19 dager siden
I recently got a gf I haven’t had one my whole life but she wasn’t subscribed to u so I dumped her I probs won’t get anyone my whole life so pls reply
The Rebel Generation
The Rebel Generation - 20 dager siden
Alright lads and lassies, no eye contact. Scratch that, avoid people together. Especially, if these are the pickup lines.
Okay gents/ladies; the best pickup lines are funny ones or clever ones. It shows genuine skill.
His will most likely end with you being hated at the least and being on the ground at the most.
What happen to small talk?
Rebecca Gathuru
Rebecca Gathuru - 20 dager siden
He’s the kinda guy who would put something in a woman’s drink and say she wanted it 🤌🏾🤦🏾‍♀️
Creatively Random Production
Creatively Random Production - 20 dager siden
How the fuck did you make a ad interesting lol nice one still never playing it tho
AgainstTheFlames
AgainstTheFlames - 20 dager siden
I got an advert for this same guy on this video
Jacob Allen
Jacob Allen - 21 dag siden
I've been feeling really shitty physically and mentally recently but for some reason that bit at 9:28 made me burst out with laughter for the first time in a while, so thanks I guess
The queen duo
The queen duo - 21 dag siden
oh my I can’t tell you how many times I gaged.






Those lines are so bad in my opinion as a girl. (I’m not speaking for all of the girls)
Leah Maher
Leah Maher - 21 dag siden
i love that James blurs out his feet
80s Sam
80s Sam - 22 dager siden
I didnt know swamp son has a YouTube channel
Sarah Dunfist
Sarah Dunfist - 23 dager siden
I'll never forget the day someone asked me out after saying, "you're ugly but cute". The sad part is I liked them but that was just... nope.
Analise Emhoff
Analise Emhoff - 24 dager siden
Now we know where “nice guys “ get their material
i eat children for a living
i eat children for a living - 24 dager siden
i feel like whoever watches these videos arent even trying to find a girlfriend
ok thats all
My Achey Breaky Blidzy Heart
My Achey Breaky Blidzy Heart - 25 dager siden
If a guy tried on of those “pick up” lines on me, honey instead of being pink-cheeked you’ll be black-eyed
And if I’m around guys I try to make myself look unapproachable because of guys like these
S4RCASM ._.
S4RCASM ._. - 27 dager siden
I cringed so hard at all these pick up lines.
LILO
LILO - 29 dager siden
7:37 James lost many saddo subs in this video
A
A - 29 dager siden
Dating coaches are weird. Their jobs shouldn't exist
Shaquille Oatmeal
Shaquille Oatmeal - Måned siden
These pick up lines made me feel 💝💫🧚‍♀️uncomfy 🌠🌌⚡🌈
Tw1tch RyZ
Tw1tch RyZ - Måned siden
If this came up in his recommended then I dread to think what his search history Is 😂😂
Jordyyy Baby
Jordyyy Baby - Måned siden
1. Girls like when you are a jurk
2. Girls do not like when you say “You look like u wanna go out with me”

3. Girls like when u when u seem like u are not attractive to them

4. Girls will simp if you don’t give them attention ✌️
wiltedcherrytree
wiltedcherrytree - Måned siden
this man is the guy who is the reason girls dress code at schools exists
totoyes this is e
totoyes this is e - Måned siden
i got an ad about this in this video at the start.
Bee The wasp
Bee The wasp - Måned siden
As a Dixie, I say hell no
Devin Joelle
Devin Joelle - Måned siden
and this is one of the many, MANY REASONS i hate men- not james of course tho😌
Sosa Flappy
Sosa Flappy - Måned siden
I would rather shoot myself with a semi automatic rifle then use these... pickup lines? No, these aren't pickup lines this is just straight up predatory and disgusting.
Miamicra
Miamicra - Måned siden
In that mans video there were nothing about consent. We must find and end him immediately
Ion Const
Ion Const - Måned siden
Whoever told this guy these lines work is an ace saboteur.
Chaos Chris
Chaos Chris - Måned siden
Thank you James, Very Cool!
Carolina Ericson Östmark
Carolina Ericson Östmark - Måned siden
The guy in the video have blurred his face so much he almost looks like a cartoon
Carolina Ericson Östmark
Carolina Ericson Östmark - Måned siden
I actually smiled a bit after the first one pickup line, but it quickly went downhill from there :/
Xeoney
Xeoney - Måned siden
Guessing gay, ace, aro or women with a mind of their own don't exist in this guys world then... Damn
Baguette Child
Baguette Child - Måned siden
"Women like to be desired."
Me: **intense wheezing in Asexual**
My Achey Breaky Blidzy Heart
My Achey Breaky Blidzy Heart - 25 dager siden
Same-
Matilde Cameira
Matilde Cameira - Måned siden
this is why straight men make me uncomfortable
Kit Peters
Kit Peters - Måned siden
Why
Tom Boy Town
Tom Boy Town - Måned siden
It's kinda like a romance movie and how the romance comes to be
Indigo the clown
Indigo the clown - Måned siden
Sorry I couldn't talk yesterday,my dog died....
"your jojo bow is turning me on.."
At that point block the man..
(made up cenario)
Makenna Steele
Makenna Steele - Måned siden
That guy isn't even attractive 🙄
Joan Winter
Joan Winter - Måned siden
this is 100% accurate wow 😂👌
Tuzi Kitty Cat
Tuzi Kitty Cat - 2 måneder siden
5:10 *Yum Yum Yum Deliciouso*
Hema Mebratu
Hema Mebratu - 2 måneder siden
He said the first line and my first thought was "This is a troll." What's sad is, someone might have taken these seriously and used them.
elly
elly - 2 måneder siden
it throws me off how bad the quality of that guy's camera is compared to the green screened scenery in the background. he looks like he's got about 2 pixels and the background is 1080p
Spfio
Spfio - 2 måneder siden
Is it a joke that when watching this video, one of his ads pop up?
Arjole
Arjole - 2 måneder siden
I am currently on a sort-of marathon of your videos and they give me life! Finally some truth about the dark side of YT!
Somebody Irrelevant
Somebody Irrelevant - 2 måneder siden
Everything that man said made me so uncomfortable
slushiewaves
slushiewaves - 2 måneder siden
y u hh
liên sho
liên sho - 2 måneder siden
me watching this as an asexual
slushiewaves
slushiewaves - 2 måneder siden
samee
Raina Ricketts
Raina Ricketts - 2 måneder siden
i have bright pink and blue hair....if a guy told me i looked dull i’d call bs😂😭
Bonk Sir
Bonk Sir - 2 måneder siden
This video ruind my brain
Nerine
Nerine - 2 måneder siden
“You give me the sexy feeling-“
Nerine
Nerine - 2 måneder siden
Aroaces watching this: 👁👄👁
Alli Sweet
Alli Sweet - 2 måneder siden
those pic up lines just sound like rape with extra steps
Anita Naseer
Anita Naseer - 2 måneder siden
My man really got sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, they got him too T.T
Antlers Johnson
Antlers Johnson - 2 måneder siden
This guy looks like he was generated by A.I.
peachepanda
peachepanda - 2 måneder siden
That man can hardly say these lines properly lmfao
태형
태형 - 2 måneder siden
When I clicked on this vid i got an ad on the side my screen talking about dating advice..
GamerXGames
GamerXGames - 2 måneder siden
It’s been 30 days and 1second. I haven’t got anything
Lexi Turner
Lexi Turner - 2 måneder siden
This dude's eyes are so dead, 3 seconds into conversation that would be all I would notice about this Jeffery Dahmer of a human.
Letterborne
Letterborne - 2 måneder siden
At this point when I hear the words “Raid Shadow legend” I just laugh. There’s nothing more you can do about it.
Boy meets Fish
Boy meets Fish - 2 måneder siden
Why does he sound like Ben Shapiro
J- Pure
J- Pure - 2 måneder siden
Why do I feel like James is just in the club push and punching men of his female friends for some reason that makes me laugh
DarkRubberDucky
DarkRubberDucky - 2 måneder siden
Guess what, guys. If any of this man's "advices" were said to a woman, we would call the police or ask the female bar tender to make sure we get to our car safely.
Emeluo Jones
Emeluo Jones - 2 måneder siden
“There isn’t anything sexy about a librarian”
Me who plays Genshin impact:.... Lisa though-
Geeky Fanatic
Geeky Fanatic - 2 måneder siden
Is it bad that I unknowingly use some of these lines on the regular, but I do it with the purpose of making the person laugh...?
Belinda Paul
Belinda Paul - 2 måneder siden
Not sure if Professor Creepy is actively promoting 'Rape Culture' or he's just hardcore committed to being an Incel.
INXSibleminds (Daniel B.)
INXSibleminds (Daniel B.) - 2 måneder siden
I was watching this video earlier today and, after it ended, I shit you not, a fucking Bobby Rio (the subject of this video) ad pops up. Something about the 9 words you need to say to a woman to improve your sex life, dating life, past life, and afterlife. Something like that. It's almost as if Bobby Rio knows which videos are criticizing him and targets those videos so that he can attract young people to his "get women quick" scheme or something, 'lest they be swayed by the no good, very bad "beta male" that says mean words about him without hearing out an "alternative perspective" (propaganda) uninterrupted. In other words, he's waiting around to come inside... our minds with his great knowledge and wisdom or some bullshit. lol
Dark Cresseon
Dark Cresseon - 2 måneder siden
The relationship coach talks like he thinks life is a crappy video game.
Lily The Muggle
Lily The Muggle - 2 måneder siden
James is lying. As a woman, we are all computers connected to one server. These only work because we all share the same hive mind complex.
Vanexias
Vanexias - 2 måneder siden
When your dream job is to be a librarian 😓
kyle Anderson
kyle Anderson - 2 måneder siden
O
kyle Anderson
kyle Anderson - 2 måneder siden
Pringles
BLUNT MAN comintary
BLUNT MAN comintary - 2 måneder siden
Hello
Temperance Winzenried
Temperance Winzenried - 2 måneder siden
I really hope my boyfriend doesnt watch this creep-
Chaos 4
Chaos 4 - 2 måneder siden
4:33 James blurring his feet. Nice one, saving yourself
Banana popcorn :0
Banana popcorn :0 - 2 måneder siden
Nutmup
Shitty_Glasses
Shitty_Glasses - 2 måneder siden
As a Womfn, if anyone said these to me I would become a serial killer, and I play UL, I've seen some shit.
Mikey Derrick
Mikey Derrick - 3 måneder siden
😂😂 this shit is so cringey, got me so uncomfortable at my own house😐
Mr Mccucumber
Mr Mccucumber - 3 måneder siden
Lol the add that I got at the start of the video was literally from the dating advice guy
Wynona Jessop
Wynona Jessop - 3 måneder siden
I have shunned every single guy that has called me a sexy librarian. It's uncomfortable and I need my glasses to see, not to feed your kink🙃
mia. stxrs
mia. stxrs - 3 måneder siden
When your 13 and already being catcalled: *great*
Lola HxAotx
Lola HxAotx - 3 måneder siden
This is bad advice ... make up sex is good though just don’t say it to women you just meet
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