OOPS! I got something wrong with the Raid read. Your rewards will be in the inbox for the next 30 days, but I didn't point at the inbox, did I. The inbox is the chest just to the left of the speech bubble I pointed a big obnoxious red arrow at. Thanks Raid for sponsoring your boy xx

Yeah, you forgot to mention that the game sucks

Today we have lost another legend to raid shadow legends. Soon we will fight back and stop it like if you agree.

(Oops!) HIIII sorry no one gets that I’ll leave

OOPS! I got sponsored by Raid.

betong 6thonger have you ever heard of “commentary”

I've heard some of these exact sentences said to me- the librarian one especially. I was a minor, and in Homestuck cosplay- like, bro. John Egbert does not want your tiny old man weiner, fuck off. This comment also goes out to that weirdo who called me "His princess" while I was cosplaying Tubbo. What the fuck, mate.

2:32 to skip the raid sponsorship

not me clicking off the video 7 months ago bc the first 5 minutes was an ad

I got an ad, about dating advice... on this video... twice...

"Hey I can't go on that date with you my mom had cancer and she died"

"Ok this sexual tension is seriously ridiculous"

*smiles in gay*

If some guy said any of these to me I'm gonna vomit right there on him

Thanks for the advice James, maybe I'll have luck with my Pomeranian

Lmao dating coach my ass. all of those "tips" would instantly turn me away and make me think you're a sex obsessed creep 😂

Most importantly he has a good beard

That is simply horrifying

"Steal these lines-"
*an ad saying "50% of men are going through insane stuff, here's what's ACTUALLY happening" pops up*

as a female, I'm asexual

As a feminine person who’s met entitled boys, I’m very very uncomfortable how he says this while staring straight into the camera and my soul, shivers man

Any of these lines would make me uncomfortable.... #peppersprayed

why the hell did that guy make the video.. has he even MET any women?

“I just came in my pants”
That will make her feel very comfortable and safe around you

I just got an add for porn hub...

honestly I'm surprised he didn't say "You should smile more!" he seems like the type. and to all of these lines, as a Demi-Girl, I can firmly say...
ew.

I’m so glad I stumbled upon your channel, you’ve made me laugh so much recently and I appreciate you ^.^

Damn, 13 Reasons Why is a lot... stickier, for lack of a better term, than I remember from the first time I watched it...

I recently got a gf I haven’t had one my whole life but she wasn’t subscribed to u so I dumped her I probs won’t get anyone my whole life so pls reply

Alright lads and lassies, no eye contact. Scratch that, avoid people together. Especially, if these are the pickup lines.
Okay gents/ladies; the best pickup lines are funny ones or clever ones. It shows genuine skill.
His will most likely end with you being hated at the least and being on the ground at the most.
What happen to small talk?

He’s the kinda guy who would put something in a woman’s drink and say she wanted it 🤌🏾🤦🏾‍♀️

How the fuck did you make a ad interesting lol nice one still never playing it tho

I got an advert for this same guy on this video

I've been feeling really shitty physically and mentally recently but for some reason that bit at 9:28 made me burst out with laughter for the first time in a while, so thanks I guess

oh my I can’t tell you how many times I gaged.






Those lines are so bad in my opinion as a girl. (I’m not speaking for all of the girls)

i love that James blurs out his feet

I didnt know swamp son has a YouTube channel

I'll never forget the day someone asked me out after saying, "you're ugly but cute". The sad part is I liked them but that was just... nope.

Now we know where “nice guys “ get their material

i feel like whoever watches these videos arent even trying to find a girlfriend
ok thats all

If a guy tried on of those “pick up” lines on me, honey instead of being pink-cheeked you’ll be black-eyed
And if I’m around guys I try to make myself look unapproachable because of guys like these

I cringed so hard at all these pick up lines.

7:37 James lost many saddo subs in this video

Dating coaches are weird. Their jobs shouldn't exist

These pick up lines made me feel 💝💫🧚‍♀️uncomfy 🌠🌌⚡🌈

If this came up in his recommended then I dread to think what his search history Is 😂😂

1. Girls like when you are a jurk
2. Girls do not like when you say “You look like u wanna go out with me”

3. Girls like when u when u seem like u are not attractive to them

4. Girls will simp if you don’t give them attention ✌️

this man is the guy who is the reason girls dress code at schools exists

i got an ad about this in this video at the start.

As a Dixie, I say hell no

and this is one of the many, MANY REASONS i hate men- not james of course tho😌

I would rather shoot myself with a semi automatic rifle then use these... pickup lines? No, these aren't pickup lines this is just straight up predatory and disgusting.

In that mans video there were nothing about consent. We must find and end him immediately

Whoever told this guy these lines work is an ace saboteur.

Thank you James, Very Cool!

The guy in the video have blurred his face so much he almost looks like a cartoon

I actually smiled a bit after the first one pickup line, but it quickly went downhill from there :/

Guessing gay, ace, aro or women with a mind of their own don't exist in this guys world then... Damn

"Women like to be desired."
Me: **intense wheezing in Asexual**

Same-

this is why straight men make me uncomfortable

Why

It's kinda like a romance movie and how the romance comes to be

Sorry I couldn't talk yesterday,my dog died....
"your jojo bow is turning me on.."
At that point block the man..
(made up cenario)

That guy isn't even attractive 🙄

this is 100% accurate wow 😂👌

5:10 *Yum Yum Yum Deliciouso*

He said the first line and my first thought was "This is a troll." What's sad is, someone might have taken these seriously and used them.

it throws me off how bad the quality of that guy's camera is compared to the green screened scenery in the background. he looks like he's got about 2 pixels and the background is 1080p

Is it a joke that when watching this video, one of his ads pop up?

I am currently on a sort-of marathon of your videos and they give me life! Finally some truth about the dark side of YT!

Everything that man said made me so uncomfortable

y u hh

me watching this as an asexual

samee

i have bright pink and blue hair....if a guy told me i looked dull i’d call bs😂😭

This video ruind my brain

“You give me the sexy feeling-“

Aroaces watching this: 👁👄👁

those pic up lines just sound like rape with extra steps

My man really got sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, they got him too T.T

This guy looks like he was generated by A.I.

That man can hardly say these lines properly lmfao

When I clicked on this vid i got an ad on the side my screen talking about dating advice..

It’s been 30 days and 1second. I haven’t got anything

This dude's eyes are so dead, 3 seconds into conversation that would be all I would notice about this Jeffery Dahmer of a human.

At this point when I hear the words “Raid Shadow legend” I just laugh. There’s nothing more you can do about it.

Why does he sound like Ben Shapiro

Why do I feel like James is just in the club push and punching men of his female friends for some reason that makes me laugh

Guess what, guys. If any of this man's "advices" were said to a woman, we would call the police or ask the female bar tender to make sure we get to our car safely.

“There isn’t anything sexy about a librarian”
Me who plays Genshin impact:.... Lisa though-

Is it bad that I unknowingly use some of these lines on the regular, but I do it with the purpose of making the person laugh...?

Not sure if Professor Creepy is actively promoting 'Rape Culture' or he's just hardcore committed to being an Incel.

I was watching this video earlier today and, after it ended, I shit you not, a fucking Bobby Rio (the subject of this video) ad pops up. Something about the 9 words you need to say to a woman to improve your sex life, dating life, past life, and afterlife. Something like that. It's almost as if Bobby Rio knows which videos are criticizing him and targets those videos so that he can attract young people to his "get women quick" scheme or something, 'lest they be swayed by the no good, very bad "beta male" that says mean words about him without hearing out an "alternative perspective" (propaganda) uninterrupted. In other words, he's waiting around to come inside... our minds with his great knowledge and wisdom or some bullshit. lol

The relationship coach talks like he thinks life is a crappy video game.

James is lying. As a woman, we are all computers connected to one server. These only work because we all share the same hive mind complex.

When your dream job is to be a librarian 😓

O

Pringles

Hello

I really hope my boyfriend doesnt watch this creep-

4:33 James blurring his feet. Nice one, saving yourself

Nutmup

As a Womfn, if anyone said these to me I would become a serial killer, and I play UL, I've seen some shit.

😂😂 this shit is so cringey, got me so uncomfortable at my own house😐

Lol the add that I got at the start of the video was literally from the dating advice guy

I have shunned every single guy that has called me a sexy librarian. It's uncomfortable and I need my glasses to see, not to feed your kink🙃

When your 13 and already being catcalled: *great*

This is bad advice ... make up sex is good though just don’t say it to women you just meet