Many thanks to Nikflix ( https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC5quu1b0CvZ_m-xGwyg4iug ) and Arthur TV ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_bQ4LM9cSrljRu2Ldv_SfQ ) for all of their help during this video! Go and subscribe to them please :)

Leo Hood and a year on and he’s at almost 3/4 of a million subs. 😁 👍🏽

James. As I’m rewatching many of your vids I realised I forgot this one existed. Dear lord I wish it didn’t come up on my page. What was u going thru when u made this. Anyways mate love ur channel and all the vids...well most of them *cough cough* this one *cough cough* anyways bai

If you want to torture yourself again in part 2- try shaving cream rather than whipped cream. It doesn't "melt" as quickly. and isn't quite as stinky and puffs up to get the creamy fluffy ice cream look like the image you were trying to recreate. Add the "facepaint " as a spray on food colour (keep your eyes closed- and mouth that stuff tastes so bad) and invest in a rain poncho from the dollar store or hair cutting cape from a dollar store or beauty supply/hair supply store to protect your clothes (they come in clear to show off your merch)

Check out Abi Gibson :)

I think they used shaving cream instead of whipped cream... rip your ear, sense of smell, self-respect and hair

Don't worry. This is just James bringing out the best in himself.👍

I'm sad that YouTube took so long to recommend this to me. This. Is. Art.

When he litterly said "a nosebleed" my nose started bleeding all of a sudden lmao

I’m surprised that he doesn’t have more subscribers. Dude created “modern art” for christ sakes WHILE having the popular bob ross break down. How much more does this poor man gotta do? Film a fucking porno with nickacado avocado?!

As he said "beans" I had an add play from Taco Bell where they showed a huge pot of beans XD

I Unironically did vomit during this video but that’s the fricken flu for ya 😂 love you James!! You make my day!!

These are ✨adults✨.

Just do a self portrait ;)

This made me laugh so so much🤣 your brilliant!

8:52 to 8:54 hahahaha

somebody help this poor guy, please

**slowly closes laptop**
*Well then...*

Up for a game of monopoly

Sooooo......

This was hilarious!!!!

King

The saddest part of this video is the fact this video flopped so hard yet he put so much effort😂 I think that fact causes ME to have a ✨bob ross breakdown✨

James yur handsome

10:04. The squad. I now deem you, a kid with a good childhood.

well this didnt age well

... How do they not know u don't actually use cream with the ice cream cones you actually use shaving foam bc it stay on better than cream

James: so this look uses the most tasteless and inefficient vegetable yet
Ad: B U D W E I S E R

Wow, Arthur is TALL! All this time I thought he was a short lad, never thought he was 6’1” or so since James is 6’4”. Two handsome blokes in the same video. 😁

"Alright, let's get that cucumber on my face."

“mate it’s gonna be good for my skin!”
*squirty cream in pores*

I cant get that sentence out of my head now thanks 🤣

I feel sad

I feel bad for him

ICONIC

That's a Bob Ross breakdown if I've see one 😊

You're literally one of my favourite youtubers

Who is that 14 year old wrapping clingfilm on James's face

14:22 YouTube really did him dirty with this one

this video put me of baked beans forever

omg it didn't get 1000000 views, wtf

I've been subscribed for a year (at least), have scrolled through his videos and never noticed this one until YouTube recommended it to me today

I just got a notif for this video

He 100% used shaving cream not whipped cream

Please more

I felt really bad for James throughout this entire video


If this video isn’t enough to get you to subscribe then I don’t know what is

i forgot this video existed and when I rediscovered it I was very concerned

I think the knifes represents how much James wanted to kill him self in this video

Bob Ross breakdown right here

I would have used shaving cream but yeah

I am genuinely worried for James

I kinda forgot about this video... I thought it was a fever dream, ummm good job tho

Why did this flop so hard?

Well this vid did... shit.

Is that a UK thing? Hotdogs in cans?

A truly under appreciated piece of modern art

I have never felt more sorry for anyone in my life

God, at this point I just feel sorry for him...

james’ bathroom tho 😍

It’s fucking cabbage. The purple shit is cabbage

James doesn’t know what a red cabbage is!
What does he have with his Christmas dinner

I want a like for every time he said “man”

I have referred to Trump as Sentient Orange Cheeto before, but I prefer the name Jon Steward came up for him, Fuckface Von Clownstick.

that purple fruit is literally lettuce you dummy

This is just... sad

i don’t understand how this doesn’t have 100k likes

How do you say “get it all up in there daddy” in Spanish... asking for a friend

this video made me laugh so hard that i cried a bit, saved it to my favorites so i can watch it again any time i need a good laugh lol.

the poor man didn't even get half a million views

I feel sad that you suffered so much and no one even watched it!

This is my favorite video ever lol

James, please put the purple hoodie on your merch store because for once i have the money and i PROMISE i will buy it lol

beans

I can't believe you ruined such sexy merch

lmao i went to art school and we studied the bed sculpture thingo (i cant remember what its called i cant focus) in art history for my final year and it was in our exam and we had to write an essay about it

time for another bob ross breakdown...

you're a true james marriott fan if you've watched this video

Just wanted to comment, I just felt bad for witnessing this

Plastic-wrapped James trying to talk through a McDonald’s burger lowkey sounds like an American failing to do a British accent

Oh nooo I didn’t mind all of the first ones but that last one, oh my god, it made me gag *so* much

Poor James only got up to 253K 6months after he posted and did this all.

9:48 prison shanks

James: if this doesn't get 1 million views, I'm going to Kms
Me: *looks at 200k views*
Me:
Me: well shit

3:27 why is James looking like what’s his face from the shining

Jack

“ I feel like Darth vader “
~ James Marriott 2019

I love seeing people covered in food❤️

This is one broken man

YEET

You can't find Cheetos? I can find some in Tesco but it's rare :p

What the actual fuck is this modern art

9:25 is that Jimin I see

Don’t kill yoursl f

“Without further ado... *beans* “

Wait... cut off James words
“Cover my face in cucum”

Bruh i swear, if you watch this while you had a few drinks, you boutta trip to narnia

James ........ James why
why I do I watch this
bye........

YES!!

This is me in 8 years

This was Artistic, kinda

Oh look, my sleep paralysis demon.

I thought the red stuff was blood at first

I wanted to watch this video for a while but the thumbnail freaked me out

Art
Just art

I got 5 ads

*B E A N S*

What the hell is a bob ross breakdown I’m so confused
Edit: never mind I remembered.

The things James will do to get views and sell merch 💀😂

I love your content your a great comedian and you deserve more subs likes and views keep doing what your doing 👍👍

4:31 thank god for those subtitles, i couldn't understand a word without them!