Oi you lot need to follow me on Twitter and Instagram. It's @JamesMarriottYT on both. BEGONE.

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Hi James

Oi you lot!

James Marriott oi ;-;

I have tagged you on some fish giveaways 😌

James please make a funk song

James song is kinda a banger

i just watched you're video about her in 2018 and came across this she really didn't change

Is she actually 11? Or are you exaggerating. Because then she is literally born in like 2009...

As a Brazilian who was eleven once not all of us do this I had a retainer intense pimples and was the shyest kid ever

6:30 THATS THE BEST

6:25 omg YES

6:20 BEST PART

especially when he dances he looks like jack black

YOUR GOING TO BRAZIL

6:35 that was actually so good, wtf😂😂

Honestly, I don’t blame you for not wanting to come to Brazil... Mostly, I wish I could leave...

"a 13 year old got age restricted"
Me:a 16 year old Minecraft YouTube got age restricted, and no one knows why but we're all pretty sure we know why she got age restricted 😂

Bruh she’s younger than me, but she looks 20x better.

3:13 :)

Don’t compare us Brazilian to this brat don’t worry we don’t lip sync

Im from brazil and children arent sexualized like melody! Althoughhhhh funk is like rap in the us, poorer ppl listen to it A LOT, its a cultural thing, but ppl dance it for FUN not to profit over ur 11 y old. Melody is famous in brazil bc of this whole drama, but other ppl like mel maia also post sugestive things, this starts to be acceptable in brazil when ur 14/15, if ur youger ppl will critize u, although its still comum

At the end, You really do entertain me. Thanks for giving me a good day every time I watch you videos :D

James Marriott: "Pets are cute, babies are ducking weird--"
Me: "I am not the last of my species.!" ( ☆y▽☆^ )

She’s my age and she’s doing this. Absolutely disgusting.

Wait. Danielle Cohn has a sister?

Who else is in 2021

Hi

My bf hates James marriot idk why tho loll

shes just 2 years older than me...i- i mean i cant be sure but in 2 years i still might be in bed on my phone at 3 am trying to find undertale angst to feed my fictional sadist needs xD

1:31 and HUGE HYPOCRITE

1:50 you have a cute portuguese accent!

the way you title this videos really annoys me but sure

I’m 12 and I would not twerk on TikTok or wherever, I have Instagram solely to talk to my friend

parents, and kids these days.
when i was (and still am) a kid, i used to play outside till the streetlights came on. played lego starwars, marvel on my dads 360 with my brother. playing minecraft for hours... i used to jump on and off our bunk beds, doing flips. used to annoy my brother with my toy, and forced him to roleplay with me. playing docter, and doing arson with my toys. i sung, watched cartoons. those times were fun till my brother got his own xbox.
he's gotten a bit distant, but we are still close! he just doesn't play toys with me, which makes sense. that's about it.
we still play minecraft together. great o' times. happy memories. glad i had 'em.
but, now, what i do is get new friends, skateboard, play guitar, sing, watching cartoons, playing more minecraft. i watch movies with my mom, brother, and eldest brother. i annoy them still. jump on my bed, doing flips, annoying my brother, arson my toys, and playing outside (mostly boarding.)
some say that us gen-z are always on the internet. i won't disagree with that, we are. but i chose and kept a balanced life with internet and my social life. so, maybe. that father, should toughen the HELL up, and get his own GODDAMNED MONEY. let his *CHILD* be a CHILD. and stay in a CHILDS place.
- from a child.

6:31 had me in creases 😂😂

5:13 almost all my friends hear funk or damces to it, and then we have me and another girl Who dont really like funk because of the lyrics and the dances, for me it's so cringey, but almost everyone likes it

“Yeah let’s throw it back to some Ed Sheeren”

Cactuses, I'm disappointed James. You know better. Tsk tsk.

James making those absolute beats

James:she has a dad,lucky for some
Me:yeah!yeah.totally......relatable :'( im fine

the thing is my cousin is 5 and she is twerks-
like dude-

The shade towards Prince Andrew😳

6:30 is the best lyrics of 2020

Honestly that was so good😂😂

Lol why was I dancing 😂😂

am eleven and i don't really get what us aid but danielles sister looks so like a teenager

People out here, im brazilian and I can say something, altough he do some good actions, DO NOT TRUST FELIPE NETO, he is a hipocryte, narcisitic, coward, really selfish and shallow person, and NO ONE in BR internet take him seriously, btw, he made a video with melody saying good things about her and her dad

We know u r trilingual but I’m Portuguese and I don’t understand a word you say in Portuguese im glad you showed us what you were reading

,,look outside its so sunny, i make my children funk drop for money,, im dieng lol

Why does he sound like a british *wOaWoAwOa oOh* james charles?

that song was low key a bop

As a Brazilian fourteen girl, I can say that, no! We don't support this girl, and no! We don't support her dad, no, it is not something "normal" here, but unfortunately there is some cases, as in every single country...
(English is not my first language, I'm so sorry if there is something wrong)

Finally i know what is the third language he speaks

im a youtuber who speaeks both portuguese and englis-
oh..

they're not siblings, they're only known for the same thing

not gonna lie, i lowkey kinda loved the song that James made

you should make a podcast lol

6:11 the music parts are always my favorite lmao

JoJo Siwa is 17..LMAO-

there is a large cultural difference, i am from brasil but moved to england a few years ago, i can see where you are coming from this but in brasil it’s not seen as provocative, i think it’s a slight cultural clash but people may see differently

COME TO BRAZIL YOURE TRILINGUAL

Shouldn’t be asked to “come to Brazil” be like a landmark for fame though? Cmon, James.

A longa jornada de ter virado fã do JAmes, descobrir q ele era trilíngue e que ele é formado em literatura brasileira e obviamente a terceira língua é português AQUECEU meu coração. Happy that the Melody story got a better ending, Felipe Neto can be problematic but he does stand up and gets involved in many issues that are important so overall, while controversial, I’m very happy at least as far as our president go and other obvious stuff like u know pedos - he’s a good influence.

Damnnnnn ur eyes are red get some sleep 😴😴

Did I mention I’m trilingual

Alex Nunes more like Alex nonce

You're trilingual? I'm bilingual. Yayyy 💅

Im glad that my mom let me grow up ✨normal✨ as a kid you know going outside shopping at justice and wearing things that don’t match

Look up “who is Danielle Cohns sister” she doesn’t have any siblings.

Felipe neto isnt an good man, this dude like to act dictatorial, he is an creep

oi james adorei o vídeo
muito legal que você sabe falar português, é pra poucos esse idioma dos colonizadores portugueses safados sanguessugas
me inscrevi no canal pois adoro você apontando as hipocrisias
beijooo!
ps: pls come to brazil kakakak jk

There is no way she is 12 my sister is 13 and looks younger then Danielle Cohns sister

James is underrated.
Change my mind

The music part is soo funny i cant stop rewatching it 😭😭😂😂😂

nobody
james:


*look outside its so sunny i make my children slop drop for money*

👀
👄

Please kill me...

6:25

Wtf! She needs to stop and all her creepy fans as well!!!

James: Brazilians usually have shitty instruments, marimba that sounds about right!
Me: has played the marimba for 8 years

The wallet comment killed me lol

I’m 16 and I wear oversized hoodies and sweatpants and I’m on my PS4 all day

I swear these girls be looking older than me

James' outfit in this vid makes him look like a 90 year old grandma. No offence

She's the same age as me. All I'm doing at thirteen is watching YouTube. Compare and contrast.

just right click and translate the page to english

No one:
Literally no one:











James: 1:49

Idk why, but every time I watch this video it just makes me so happy how much James cares about this

6:30 we not notice how sicj taht beat is?

I know in heck she speaks ingles lol

Am I the only one who likes James’ Brazilian funk song

James speaking portuguese tho

https://youtu.be/Yjeb0jsZRQM

That song lowkey slaps

When I was twelve I was more concerned about collecting every character in LEGO Star Wars

Was not expecting you to break out ableton

Probably no one cares but the decks at the start are Pioneer DDJ 400s

James have you actually thought of making music

Is this a joke aihaisjsb

come to brasil!!!!!!

Literally cuties lmao

How did james actualy get funk on point go james....

"look outside its so sunny! I make my children shut-drop for money!" - James Marriott 2020

My guy

Hey

can y'all stop saying "she's like # years younger than me" and talk about how fucked up this is, like his father is such a horrible person?