Creepy Man Thinks He's The Sexiest Person On Earth...

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Kwite Channel:
Today in Creepy Man Thinks He's The Sexiest Person On Earth we talk about Hard Rock Nick or Nicholas Rock Johannsen (the spiritual successor to the Khan Twins) who asks himself "why am I single?".
Nick (Instagram): @HardRockNick
Twitter: @JamesMarriottYT (James Marriott)
Runtime: 10:22


Kwite - År siden
wait when was this i dont remember this at all what the fuck james
Brianne H
Brianne H - Dag siden
Kwite, you seem cool, but you need to chill out. You’re very defensive and uncomfortable with ANY jokes that entail you being perceived as gay. Firstly, we all know you aren’t gay. We get it. We know. Secondly, even if we all DIDN’T know that, it’s not a bad thing to be perceived as gay, so why be so defensive about it? There’s no need to be so deflective every single time James makes jokes about it. You’re like this in every collab with every NOburnr I’ve seen as soon as any joke about anything homosexual is made and it’s honestly very off-putting. You being deflective about a simple joke is having the opposite effect that you want. It just makes you look uncomfortable with your sexuality AND your masculinity. Being gay is okay. There’s a reason James is okay with all the fake harassment and jokes that Nickocado Avocado makes toward him, and why James has no problem with making sex jokes about Alex (even though Alex actually DOES like guys)....because everyone knows that making sex jokes among friends doesn’t mean you’re gay. Even though James constantly makes all these sex jokes with his male friends, we all still know he’s straight. We don’t need it to be spelled out for us, and honestly it’s not a bad thing to be perceived that way ANYWAY. Like I said, you seem cool, but everyone has flaws. *I’m* pretty much a walking, talking flaw, with freakishly large Gollum eyes! 🤣 I’m just trying to be honest, because it’s something that I notice in every single collab I see you in. I know you’re young and American so this may just go away with time and age. I’m just being honest. Be safe and healthy this quarantine....
Jacquelyn’s Vision
Jacquelyn’s Vision - 7 dager siden
Kwite 🥴
Shikha - Måned siden
sorry mate he got you high
chipmunk Baba
chipmunk Baba - Måned siden
You knew about COVID a year ago?
666 Demons
666 Demons - Måned siden
Wait you don’t have legs why do I see legs?
Noah - Dag siden
“Nobody ships at Kmart”
Me an Australian: how dare you
Jesse Yazzie
Jesse Yazzie - 2 dager siden
FemBerry - 2 dager siden
I am ashamed of being gay now
Edwin Arreaga
Edwin Arreaga - 2 dager siden
7:36 dirty clothes, those shoes are WAY OFF for the ''best man'' a girl can get.
the carpet is stained with black stuff. and that ''watch'' looks like striahgt up paper of how thin it is. and he dares to have a phone case that. and what seems to look like a mini bag/purse XD
Chritdian Vowell
Chritdian Vowell - 5 dager siden
Chippy - 8 dager siden
Kwite laying down just looking up at the ceiling is a whole mood
Bobie Okney
Bobie Okney - 11 dager siden
the mask is giving me anxiety
bangtan at 3 am bc why not
bangtan at 3 am bc why not - 11 dager siden
He’s wearing a face mask he was prepared
Ulysses - 17 dager siden
What the fuck? Kwite has feet?
Rebel Angel
Rebel Angel - 17 dager siden
Hard rock Nick truly gives me Skinwalker vibes and I’m not here for it.
desulek - 17 dager siden
"Half my personality'
The man complained in his car while yelling about how good he is
Zac Cooper
Zac Cooper - 18 dager siden
he was wearing a face mask before covid!
My Achey Breaky Blidzy Heart
My Achey Breaky Blidzy Heart - 19 dager siden
2:11 well same
Jazzy - 20 dager siden
just rewatching some vids
General Grievous
General Grievous - 20 dager siden
The only reason that man is attractive is because he looks like the netflix adaptation of waluigi.
Agatha Lucas
Agatha Lucas - 20 dager siden
Dude looks like a mixture of gru and wallugi who does meth
Paul Warren
Paul Warren - 21 dag siden
Nock off memuolus is great
Literally too angry to die
Literally too angry to die - 22 dager siden
Swag is just “secretly we are gay”
Sean Shimamoto
Sean Shimamoto - 23 dager siden
Hey, this is when James went to New York, huh?
Cole Kinzie
Cole Kinzie - 27 dager siden
That man makes me go boom
Rebeca - 28 dager siden
Hi and this is ranndom but:
Girlfriend or girl, that's a friend?, It's easy just to pretend
That we don't have something real, It's just how we feel
Oh, it's just how we feel
B O O F - Måned siden
This guy in person is awkward as fuck seeing that shit was hilarious
Asmara Mansoor
Asmara Mansoor - Måned siden
For a sec I thought kwite was a manikin we he was just laying there
deadlock 11
deadlock 11 - Måned siden
Bundatude Jr
Bundatude Jr - Måned siden
Like your cut g
SAM AYYOUB - Måned siden
This guy is way more cooler than the Batman man
Just a furry
Just a furry - Måned siden
This bitch looks like waluigi
Shikha - Måned siden
I'm trying to process why I'm bi and why I'm not a lesbian already
Lesbianage - Måned siden
Kwite the asexual legend
TaeJae - Måned siden
9:28 as a 19 yo I'm scared
TaeJae - Måned siden
dude talks about women on IG yet complains he can't get any. also hates on em. sounds like some form of an incel
TaeJae - Måned siden
james and kwite debating whether the belt is gucci or not lol
TaeJae - Måned siden
5:20 we found the reason he doesn't get girls. He hates em.
TaeJae - Måned siden
dude is basically talking about how he doesn't get girls... CLEARLY UR DOING SMTH WRONG MATE
TaeJae - Måned siden
conchita is a man who likes drag. why were ppl so confused by him i dont get it
Muntaha khawar._.
Muntaha khawar._. - Måned siden
This is the same guy who goes to his friends calls them gay as an "insult"
Ghost Tom
Ghost Tom - Måned siden
Joy Dasko
Joy Dasko - Måned siden
"Why do girls date guys with half my wallet, half my sexual prowess....."
Because women aren't always into rich horny men, okay some (like me) just like the humble guys who aren't assholes to their wives
oreo - Måned siden
Dude looks like Wario if he was a nice guy
XYZzZzZ - Måned siden
It’s a bath not a baarth
666 Demons
666 Demons - Måned siden
Wait Kwite doesn’t have legs why do I see legs?
littledukymum - Måned siden
kwite: big bean
James: micro bean
i v a n a
i v a n a - Måned siden
Damn remember this mans from Drew and Danny
Eli Contreras
Eli Contreras - Måned siden
He was ahead of his time
Caelan Griffin
Caelan Griffin - Måned siden
I thought Kwite is Memeulous
høney bee
høney bee - Måned siden
Yah that actually happened-
UnderHandArtOfficial - Måned siden
He made his inta private
Shaley Houle
Shaley Houle - Måned siden
I-I thought that man was a blow up doll or something, RIGHT at the beginning.
McKenzie Annis
McKenzie Annis - Måned siden
Watching this in corona time, sees the mask, my man
Mr. J Bones
Mr. J Bones - Måned siden
Are we just gonna ignore that kwite picked up James and threw him
Perro Andaluz
Perro Andaluz - Måned siden
memeulous looks different in this video
Unsettling_bread451 - Måned siden
Hardrock nick is the hottest man to live
Small r No.2
Small r No.2 - Måned siden
Is it just me or does the guy look like tybalt in the 1990s romeo and juliet film
William - Måned siden
I know time traveler
Chantia Whissell
Chantia Whissell - Måned siden
This guy really thinks he looks good looking like that calm down.
Abigail - 2 måneder siden
why did I just watch James and his crush flirt for 10 minutes
Abigail - 2 måneder siden
why did I just watch James and his crush flirt for 10 minutes
GD EmeraldGold
GD EmeraldGold - 2 måneder siden
Kwite is a copy of Memeulous
Vanessa Hong
Vanessa Hong - 2 måneder siden
Kmart is pretty popular in Australia
Lisa Kirunga
Lisa Kirunga - 2 måneder siden
Hard rock Nick is confirmed one of the reasons I'm considering being Lesbian.
Layla Moseley
Layla Moseley - 2 måneder siden
Mariott: *makes fun of Justin Briner*
Me: Peace was never an option
Ezekiel Hickman
Ezekiel Hickman - 2 måneder siden
that was a pretty insane deflection gotta say
Easternflower - 2 måneder siden
I’m a lesbian and this guy makes me want to turn straight, just so I could turn gay AGAIN.
Nep - 2 måneder siden
I’m attracted to James
Sarah Walling
Sarah Walling - 2 måneder siden
This man looks like my uncle
Acts like him to
Shawn the Prawn
Shawn the Prawn - 2 måneder siden
On behalf of all men, I sincerely apologise for the existence of Incel Prime here.
I've lost my mind
I've lost my mind - 2 måneder siden
American memelous
Castor Troy
Castor Troy - 2 måneder siden
Who the guy in the mask ? Nemelouz ?
no diskspace
no diskspace - 2 måneder siden
"they don't like us looking better than them" the man looks like a one of those play mats with roads on them that I played on as a kid
yA LIEK JaZZzZzZ? - 2 måneder siden
I just notice that James made a video about 2 types of nick
*NICK* acado Avocado
hardrock *NICK*
The chill Zone
The chill Zone - 2 måneder siden
2020 gang where we at
DROPKICKaZOMBIE - 2 måneder siden
What a fucking choda bight! He actually spends all that time detailing that face. Someone should tell him, "you can't polish a turd!"
• Myles •
• Myles • - 2 måneder siden
James: How did- how did last night work then?
Me: *processes for a second* Oh. OH. Ohhhhhh. *demons start shipping*
Sam Misery
Sam Misery - 2 måneder siden
James feat. Off brand Memelous
M0N4RCH - 2 måneder siden
Nick looks like a creepy Matthew santoro
Sassy Albatross
Sassy Albatross - 2 måneder siden
The belts are the cheapest thing in the store. He's not balling out, he's dribbling down-court,
Hassan Bin zubair
Hassan Bin zubair - 2 måneder siden
Idk why girls dont like rich,good looking,badass,edgy and wants to be a dad.Yea me too i think ur an asshole,bald n i guess ur self mayb thats y
Sophia Kotsariadis
Sophia Kotsariadis - 2 måneder siden
When I followed this guy, he dmed me, and asked me if my second account could also follow him
Da King
Da King - 2 måneder siden
I’m a total moron and I’ve somehow got a girlfriend surely that guy should be able to
Konata Izumi
Konata Izumi - 2 måneder siden
Sounds like someone was rejected by a girl
_The_big_n_s_ - 2 måneder siden
Nick makes me really disappointed to be a Nick
Casia Beavers
Casia Beavers - 2 måneder siden
I wish i had this guys confidence tho.
Normadiic - 2 måneder siden
Who else bought his youtooz?
ecliPz - 2 måneder siden
i didnt know kwite even knew james :0
Joanna Dzenowski
Joanna Dzenowski - 3 måneder siden
I hate this guy with every fiber of my being. Like,good 4 you 4 self esteem,but,omg...
Lili Moore
Lili Moore - 3 måneder siden
That belt looks like it's from Ross.
Lili Moore
Lili Moore - 3 måneder siden
All his belts. Or Burlington.
* { Insert Name } *
* { Insert Name } * - 3 måneder siden
He looks like the one dude that slowly drove by you’re house while you were playing outsides as a child.
Alelee Ramos
Alelee Ramos - 3 måneder siden
LOL that is a fake Gucci belt.
Skies X
Skies X - 3 måneder siden
He is not buff he is fat even after going to the gym..
I’mJasper - 3 måneder siden
He looks like his mouth is stretched open
Eva Yoon
Eva Yoon - 3 måneder siden
btw k mart mean Korean market,
Antsicle - 3 måneder siden
James looks like a chapstick in this video
galaxylovesmemesmlg - 3 måneder siden
I like how Kwite looks normal but James looks like chapstick that all the tiktokers use
ryujin's green wig
ryujin's green wig - 3 måneder siden
Kwite and James exposing each other for 10 minutes and 22 seconds -straight- gay
Just be nice -
Just be nice - - 3 måneder siden
He not that big my dog got more muscle
Junkie - 3 måneder siden
Idk James kinda looking like a bean rn
Anup - 3 måneder siden
*me*:sees this dude
*also me*: inch away slowly don't make the scary man angry.........
[Insert Name]
[Insert Name] - 3 måneder siden
help me im scared
Stina Larsson
Stina Larsson - 3 måneder siden
This hurt me too much
Nice Material
Nice Material - 3 måneder siden
Um, random joke about James Marriott being who the title is about.
-Nick's eyelash/beard stylist